Kamikaze Crash! v.1 Through the World's Window

*knaws on rose petals* Noin-sama, why are you so quiet when so much is happening? :_: *scared and alone*

*realises he probably wouldn't be so scared and alone had he not somehow got himself inside a creepy museum* O_O;
Lonely, confused dragon-boy Silk

*Looks around* Where is everyone o_O''? *Looks around the change of setting* Museum sculpture is the newest target? Well, I'll set a brilliant trap for Jeanne *laughs insanely*. Now, I'll need rope, cages, jack hammers,shovels.....
Chiaki, Maron, please enjoy that gratin until I come back ^_-. *Skips off to set up the trap*.

-the Ultimate Trap-setter Miyako

Finn-chan found the next target! I gotta tell Sindbad before it's too late! *determined pose*
*hurriedly turns and smacks into Sindbad's face*
Itai yo! *rubs cheek* Oi, Sindbad, when did you get here?
*points to the buck naked statue* That's the next target! Hurry up and checkmate before Jeanne does!
- Access needs an ice pack..

*walks through the museum* It's really quiet here....

*crickets chirpping*

O_O Where is everyone!!! It's getting scary here!!
-Finn having a panic attack!

Hey...*points at Chiaki* What makes him such a stud? *blinks*
Oh yeah, cuz that's me! *cough cough* XD XD
Oi, I wonder if Access has found anything yet. Maybe I should head on over to the museum anyway...Jeanne will be there =D.
- Sinbad

*thinks she hears the flutter of wings behind her* What was that?? Hmm...洵

Come on Jeanne, it's this way! *leads Jeanne towards a statue of a man* That's the one! O_o Why do they make these things without any clothes! *blushblush* Hmph..

Okay, Jeanne! Time to take action! *mutters* And no one better interfer either.洵

-Finn Fish

*floats through museum with a long face*
Mou.. Why do checkmates have to be in boring places like this? Why can't more of them be in fun and exciting places like amusement parks and the international house of pancakes?
*suddenly spots Finn and Jeanne in north corridor and floats after them*
- Access needs excitement o_o

Hah, just because he knew you first doesn't mean he likes you first, Yashiro! *Ignores her from this point* Chiaki-kun, let's me you and Maron-chan eat the gratin together :3.
Maron-chan, sit over here with us! *Pulls Maron over and pushes Yashiro out of the way for Maron* That's better! Now we can have some peace!

-Miyako the Gratin Chef

Nandesutte? I was engaged to Chiaki-san before your existance was even known to him! I suggest you should listen to your own words *sits on the other side of Chiaki and pulls him over* Chiaki-san, my gratin's ready, please try some ^_^
-Yashiro the Pro-Chiaki Organization~<3

*furious* Dog from the street? I think not you little thief! I will not be shoo-d away from Chiaki by you, Yashiro. Go get your own boy! *Sits next to Chiaki and whips out her own gratin*. Please, Chiaki-kun, have some of mine ^_^. I made it my best for you *holds onto his arm with starry eyes*.
Maron-chan, would you like some? I made some for you too :3. *Gives Maron a bowl*. My parents say hello to you!

-Miyako the Anti-Yashiro Orginization

Chiaki-san does not have time to deal with dogs from the streets! I would never do such a thing to Chiaki-san and betray ojisama's trust! *shoos Miyako away with a feather duster*
*sits Chiaki in a nice plush chair* Chiaki-san, wait for me, and I'll make you my special gratin! <3 <3
-Yashiro

*looks at Marron, Miyako ad Yashiro* oh good everyone's here ^__^
I want to eat gratin *waits to see the response*
-an overly happy Chiaki

*glares at Yashiro* I suppose that YOU are aloud to glomp him while you wait for someone who happened to just arrive? I still haven't forgotten that broken wrist! *Wrenches Chiaki away from Yashiro* Now where were we Chiaki-kun?
Oh! Maron-chan! *glomps the girl* Why are you so late! *Lets go and dumps a bucket of gymnastics balls on her*

-Angry Miyako

Chiaki-san! I'm almost done... here... *spots a girl latched onto Chiaki's arm and glares* Toudaiji Miyako of Momokuri Gakuen...
*grabs Chiaki away from Miyako* Will you please unhand Chiaki-san? He has work to do! And no one may get in his way until K--
*notices Maron getting annoyed* Ah, Kusakabe-san! You're finally back! ^-^
-Yashiro

*waves to everybody* Hi! I'm sorry I'm so late. ^_^;; I got caught up in a bunch of stuff... *sees Yashiro and Miyako have latched on to Chiaki* What do you think you're doing? >.< - Maron

Did Miyako just call my Jeanne an outlaw?! O_o If she only knew...*continues muttering under her breath*

*looks around for Jeanne and frowns* Hmm...she seems to have gotten lost along the way...

*strikes a "take-charge" pose*

Well, I better go find her!! *wonders to herself where Maron is*

-Finn in search of Jeanne/Maron

Miyako is here ^_-... Why is everyone fighting over Jeanne o_O''.
*Latches onto Chiaki's other arm* Chiaki, Jeanne doesn't deserve to be fought over! She's a criminal *hands on hips*. Why don't we get away from these crazy outlaws...Oh! Chiaki-kun wants to get rid of Noin? Well then *rolls up sleeves* I'm sure I can help you all.
*Doesn't hear anything about alter egos*-_-''. Maron-chan, where did you go?
-Miyako the Chiaki Crazy

Demo.. demo.. what about my pancakes? I haven't finished them yet! ;_;
*receives a glare from Sindbad*
T-T-Then again, they'll be here when I get back! ^^;
*turns and floats poutingly out of the room after Finn and Jeanne*
- Access misses his pancakes! ;_;

*grabs Access* *mutters* Hey, I think those two are up to something 洵. How 'bout you just go ahead and find out where the next target is?
Where's Marron?? *whine*
- Sinbad

*Finn Fish steps aside for a moment to let Serene talk for her* Hurry it up, Sere-chan!

If you had an imood on here that isn't there anymore, just add it again. I accidently deleted it, even mine too. ^^;; Sorry!

*Finn takes control again* Gomen nasai, minna! *mutters under her breath* She's such a ditz sometimes! Baka Sere-chan!
-Finn Fish & Serene

*flutters back into the room and looks over everything.*

What is going on here?? *notices Chiaki and Yashiro staring menacingly at Noin* A fight?? Hmm...no! No time for it!

*momentarily wonders where Access went off to* O_o *shakes head and remembers her job*

*beams in Jeanne's direction* I found it! I found the next target, it's - oh wait! *sweatdrops* Never mind, I didn't find a thing! Nope not a thing!! Nothing!

You know what (Jeanne!) I think I'll take a trip to the museum, lots of pretty things there. I heard there was this statue. That might be interesting. Hey Jeanne! You should check it out with me, ne? ^_~ *winks suggestively at Jeanne*

- Finn Fish attempting to be subtle

*cower* Gomen Nasai, Noin-sama *stops fussing and glares at everyone else*

T_T

Get rid of Noin-sama?? How horrible! I won't let you do that ~besides~ he hurt his finger, picking on someone who is already injured is just m-e-a-n ~_~

*morphs back into dragon form*

- Defensive Ryu Silk

*yoinks his finger from Silk's hand and glares at the people against him* Get rid of me? *smirks* I think no- SILK! Quit that! My finger is fine! XO
*glares at Silk whose still trying to bandage his bleeding finger*
- Noin >O

*yawns*
Nani da yo, I wake up to all this... action... *stares at the Noin, Jeanne, Chiaki asking her if she wants to make him happy*
CHIAKI-SAAAAAN~~! *latches onto his arm* Hai hai, I'll make you happy! :D
*notices the annoyed look on his face* Ara, it's Kusakabe-san, isn't it?
*thinks* If Chiaki-san's friends aren't happy, Chiaki-san isn't happy...
*glances at Noin* If Chiaki-san's enemies aren't obliterated, Chiaki-san isn't happy...
*makes a decision* Chiaki-san! Let me help you on your quest!! (It's also a quest for love <3 <3)
-Yashiro

Yashiro, you want to make me happy? (I wish a certain someone would do the same)
You're right, Simbad (or I'm right) Since we're the same person we should also agree with each other. I decide we get rid of Noin to clear the path to Marron-ness <3 and of course Jeanne-ness <3
-Chiaki

*eyes widen at what Silk just did* .... Silk..?
*thinks about what Silk just said* ..... *looks over Silk's head at Jeanne* .... Jeanne... *frowns a little*
*looks back down at his loyal ryuu* .....
- confused Noin ....

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*teary* After everything Noin has tried to do for you, Jeanne you don't even care when he is hurt? :_:

*leans down and licks blood off Noin's finger*

Noin-sama :_:
- Kind 'Lil Ryuu Silk

*glares at his bleeding finger* *looks down @ Silk* What are you bawling about? I just got pricked is all.
*watches as his lil ryuu fuss over him* ....
- Noin ... being fussed over... and doesn't mind one bit?

*looks gratefully at Finn* I agree... no cuddling. I'm confused and quite apprehensive about all of this so no cuddling from anyone.
*glares at Noin who is beaming triumphantly*
I said no cuddling from anyone!
and it's exactly like Finn said... you're trying to stop me Sinbad which of course means that you don't want Maron to become Jeanne anymore which means that... that... I'll be gone... and then it'll only be Maron... we're the same person but... but... you are all trying to stop me. ;_; <-- tears
so I've gotten all that out of my system and it's time to work! *cracks knucles* ok, I need something to take my mind off all these... distractions. I'm slowly becoming exasperated so it's time for some checkmates! it's all up to you, Finn! *nudges Finn aside and whispers to her* and make sure that no one else learns about the next target since I need to get there before them.
*nods determinedly* *gives Noin with a bloody finger and Sinbad looking like he is ready to kill a sad look*
- Confused Jeanne

NOIN-SAMA!!!!!

*quickly turns into his human form and grabs Noin's hand* Noin-sama! Noin-sama! Gomen nasa~iii!

Does it hurt? Are you in pain? Can you still feel it? Does it hurt if I do this? *poke*

*gets out first aid kit*
I'm so sorry Noin-sama! This is all my fault! *cries*

- Concerned Nurse Silk

*continues his glaring* *walks over to where Silk is and plucks that rose from him*
*feels a thorn prick his finger and drops the rose, gasping in surprise* *stares at his bleeding finger* .... shimatta....
- >.<; Noin

Uh..Uh...*sweatdrops* I'm not hiding a thing, what would give you that idea, Noin-sama?

*blushes and flies over to the rose he plucked all the petals off and tries to make a hasty retreat away from his master*

- Blushing x 10 Silk

*seem to have forgotten that he has to win Jeanne back* *glares @ his little ryuu* You are hiding something from your master, Silk......
- *glare* Noin

*looks to the side* Oh... eheheheh, what is it Noin-sama?
- Embaressed Silk

*raises an eyebrow at Silk* ....
- curious Noin o.o

*manages to dodge the stick of butter and an annoyed Noin* *collects his petals and whimpers*

How could you say nobody loves you, Noin-sama?

*goes red*

*dodges Noin's hand*
- Blushing Silk

*eyes Jeanne & Sinbad cuddling* Hey now! Don't get too close to him Jeanne! *pushes the two apart and flies up into Jeanne's face* You're supposed to be getting the chess pieces and he's trying to stop you! *wags finger at Jeanne* Try to remember that!

...............

*strange look comes over Finn's face* I think I'll go look for the next target for a checkmate...yeah....yeah.... that's it. *sweatdrop* he he he

- Finn Fish acting suspicisouly O_o

*groooooooooooowls @ Sinbad* >.<;; *gets angry as he watches Sinbad and Jeanne cuddle* ........
...........................
- no one loves me Noin

*gags* *turns off cheesy music* Finn's right. You really do need a life =P. Besides, you're wasting your time.
Jea-Jeanne!! Di-did you just say he looks cute??? ;_; What do you mean I like Marron better??? ((You're both the same person O_o)) Of course not! I love you both the same!!! Don't cry! *starts cuddling up to Jeanne*
No problem Access, you can have pancakes any time you want! Er...almost any time at least...
- Sinbad

*blinks @ what Finn said* ... *frowns cutely* ... I do have a life..... *thinks about it again*
..... it's only because I love Jeanne so much... and we never had that much time together before she was taken from me... *music cues in the background* God has so cruely taken the only person I have ever cared for. *handsome face twists into that of hate and anger* God.... I shall never forgive God for that...
.... *looks at Jeanne* ... I only want you back ...
- .... Noin

Finn, you're here! thank you for defending me... that is what you're doing right? you're still my friend, ne? here... I'll give you some pancakes and you'll always be my friend. ^_^
*blushes* Chiaki thinks I'm too cute... *blushes even more*
thank you, Sinbad... errr... how am I supposed to ever make a choice when you two are always trying to get rid of me? you like Maron better anyway, huh? don't you? *sniff*
*glances over Sinbad's shoulder* ooh Noin is really cute when he's annoyed!
...
did I just say that aloud?
- Embarrassed Jeanne

Jeanne is not anybody's property!! *glares at all the guys* Besides, she's much too busy to be with anyone, we're all much too busy! We have a job to do! *smiles that she told them what for!*

And Noin, please! Get a life!! Haven't you had any other obessions since Jeanne left!! I think I just might be sick as well...

O_o Did I hear someone say pancakes??

- Finn Fish

*glares @ Sinbad who, once again, is in his way* .... -_-;; *sighs* ....... I am tired of being pushed away constantly like this ... *turns around, making his black cape spread out all around him* *crosses his arms across his chest*
*blinks @ all the lovely rose petals coming from Silk* ..... *blinks again* .... *annoyed look* Quit that!
*sees Silk giving him a teary eyed look* *looks uncomfortable* .... I said quit that!
- >.<;; Noin

Wai! Wai! Pancakes! Arigatou Sindbad! ^___^ *cries joyfully*
*ties a napkin around his neck and procedes to shove the entire stack into his mouth*
Oi, Oi, Silk, cut it out with the flower petals already! They're sticking to the syrup!
*chucks a bar of butter at Silk*
- Access pigs out

Jeanne, you're here! XD! XD!
Ahem...I'm so sorry Jeanne, of course you get your say in this. *carefully places himself between Jeanne and Noin* *glances at his alter ego* ((I wonder what I should do about him...eh, we're both the same anyway so it doesn't matter ^^;;))
洵...*shoves a stack of pancakes in front of Access* There ya go! That should keep him busy, hehehe.
- Sinbad

*flicks away a rose petal from face* *sneezes* I believe I've just become allergic to all these petals... try not to overdo it Silk.
uh... Noin, what are you doing? I don't think this is very appropriate...
Access, you're just jealous because you'd like to be mushy with Finn so don't even start *whispers* though I agree with you a tiny little bit
do I even get a say in this or will I just be tossed back and forth between you two... excuse me three... gentlemen?
- Jeanne is feeling very much like a yo-yo

Gomen nasai, Noin-sama :_: *sprinkles rose petals to heighten romantic mood*

*makes note never to be sickened by mush again otherwise Noin-sama might thwap him*
- Obedient Silk

*casts a glare @ Silk and Access*
- Don't ruin my moment with Jeanne, Noin

*reluctantly agrees with Access* Oooh, this is just too much for one small dragon to handle *gags* @_@;

- Gagging Silk

*maintains a queasy expression from the sap-fest going on around him*
x_X;;
*thinks* From the pit of my stomach to the porcelain of the bowl..
- Access needs an alkaseltzer

Chiaki-san~~~~~! *comes skipping in* Ara, where's Kusakabe-san? *realizes something and latches onto Chiaki's arm beaming sunnily* Although you're not my husband anymore, I have not given up! Chiaki-san can have me! *giggles girlishly and dresses up in a sexy French maid outfit* I'll clean your room, make home-cooked meals for you, anything! I, Sazanka Yashiro, will make Chiaki-san happy!!
Do you find this satisfactory, Chiaki-san? *flutters her eyelashes*<3
-Yashiro

*eyes brighten as he sees Jeanne* Jeanne! I've been waiting so long for you!
.....
*casts a glance at Chiaki* .... quiet greedy aren't you, Chiaki? Not only do you want Jeanne, but you also want Marron?
*pulls Jeanne gently into his embrace* *runs a finger down her cheek and smiles tenderly at her* Jeanne, I've missed you so....
- Noin happy to finally see Jeanne again

Chiaki is here! *attacked by a herd of fangirls from school* ^_^;;;
Sorry Jeanne about being too possessive but you are too cute*glares at Noin* MY Jeanne, MY Marron
-Chiaki

Gomen ne, Noin-sama :_: I won't dissapear like that again *curls up on shoulder* ^_^ If Sinbad is stopping Noin-sama from being happy, I shall have to help Noin-sama punish him >O

- Silk

Jeanne is here and ready to get more checkmates before any other Kaitou
*glares at Noin and Sinbad* am I property now? I will not have anyone declaring themselves my "owners" before I consent to it *blushes prettily* *smiles a little smile* besides how could I ever choose between you two? *^_^*
....
especially with both of you trying to stop me all the time... Hmmph! -_-

Ah... so here you are, Silk... *pats him on the head affectionately* What did I say about disappearing off to nowhere, hm?
*raises an eyebrow @ Sinbad* *smiles charmingly* Jeanne is rightfully mine. You are standing in the way of our happiness, Sinbad. If it weren't for you, Jeanne and I would have reunited along time ago.
*chuckles* ... and I hardly think you can do me any harm...
- Noin

Noin-sama! Noin-sama! *lands on shoulder* I'm here ~<3 *flaps wings*

- Silk

Never fear, Sinbad is here!!
...
Ok ok, so I'm not that corny...柯�. It was just an urge *cough*
Ahem, NOIN, what do you mean by YOUR lovely Jeanne. Try to pull that off again and I will have to hurt you. A lot.
Access...what're you doing? O_o
- Sinbad

*walks calmly into the place in all his dark and wonderful glorly* *looks at Access Time and Finn Fish* .. Ohayoo, Access, Finn... you two wouldn't happen to know where my lovely Jeanne is would you?
*looks around* ... and where is that Silk? Silk!
- Noin

Oi! Finn-chan! Matte yo!
Gaack! *flies into a window*
Itaaa~~~~i! *rubs cheek*
- Access

Okay! *rolles up sleeves* Time to get going if I ever want to be a seitenshi!
- Finn Fish

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game start!
Welcome to Kamikaze Crash!, a Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne cast bloggy. Here you can check out the daily lives of the kkj cast and beware of spoilers!

as of now
Finn and Jeanne are off to get the next checkmate while Access is sent to follow them. Yashiro and Miyako have latched onto Chiaki and the big question is...where's Maron?

role call!
Kusakabe Maron Maron is a very genki high schooler who lives alone and isn't into guys, well, except for one maybe and has a secret identity.
Played by .. Kai-chan

Kaitou Jeanne Wanted for stealing works of art, Jeanne is Maron's alter ego who works to stop the demons, avoid Miyako's traps and defeat her nemeisis Sinbad.
Played by .. B-chan

Nagoya Chiaki Chiaki is the ecchi male character in this story. His mission is to make Marron quit being a kaitou. Will he succeed?
Played by .. Michi

Kaitou Sinbad Chiaki's alter ego and the other kaitou, whose job is to stop Marron from being Jeanne, but he falls in love with her instead!
Played by .. Kiki

The silly juntenshi that helps Maron out, denies she has any feelings for Access and hides a terrible secret.
Played by .. Serene

Access Time Chiaki's short tempered kurotenshi companion with a love for sleeping, pancakes, and of course- Finn Fish!
Played by .. Umikio

Toudaiji Miyako The possesive best friend of Maron, Miyako will do everything to try and capture Jeanne!
Played by .. Orchid

Demon Knight Noin A demon in love with Jeanne who made a deal with the devil so that he could see Jeanne once again.
Played by .. Jen

Silk Silk, the small dragon/boy, is completely dedicated to his Noin-sama. But he isn't just a pretty face - mess with his master and you are playing with fire ;O
Played by .. Shiori

Sazanka Yashiro The star of Biwa High School's rhythmic gymnastics team who loves shopping and has a special place in her heart for Chiaki <3
Played by .. Claire

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